Well, here we are at the edge  of the weekend.  I thought I would remove a few layers of mind clutter.

(1) Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.  The mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend.

Seems Clay was a “donor” via artificial means.  Not a chance in the world he climbed in the straddle….if you know what I mean.

(2) The South Carolina legislature has officially lost its freaking mind.
Two weeks ago it had a chance to make it “illegal” for teens to text while driving.  It seemd obvious, but for some insipid reason, they declined. 

Now they have veered from logic with this weeks gem. 

When preparing to pass a bicycle on a public road you now have to make sure you maintain at least 5 feet from your vehicle and the bike. 

Each morning, around 7:45 I see a goober on a bike peddling his way down Garlington road, at about 10 miles per hour.  Behind him will be no less than 20 cars, trucks, etc all wanting to get around this clown.  Garlington, like many roads is a narrow 2 lane, heavily traveled stretch of blacktop. 

Thanks to the empty suits in Columbia you now have two choices.  The first is stay behind these Lance Armstrong wanna be’s, or option two is swerve over the line, into the other lane, to get around the rider.  Please keep in mind option two is against the law. 

So here’s a flip of the finger to both groups of a-holes, the legislature and the spandex wearing douche bags on their cute lil bikes.  Both do a great job of screwing up traffic.
 

(3) Moving on….take a peek at the pic below.

Call me old fashioned but I would prefer the leader of the free world not bump chests.

(4) Now from the idiot file…Sharon Stone.
She made some comments regarding Karma, China, Tibet and earthquakes.
Check out the video.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/26/sharon-stone-calls-chinese-earthquake-karma/

This is perfect example of a woman that makes a much more favorable impression by crossing her legs on screen than opening her mouth on the red carpet.

(5) Speaking of stupid…..I’m sure all of you will be rushing to see the new “Sex and the City” movie.  It was a stupid series, with stupid women.  Now it’s a stupid movie with the same stupid women. 

For some reason there is huge speculation as to whether it can knock off the new Indiana Jones movie as the top box office draw.  Let me save you the worry….they won’t.

(6) But, since we are talking about the “City” movie, and if some some perverse reason yu do decide to see the film. Consider this.  Cynthia Nixon, one of the gasbags in the film, decided she was a lesbian a year or so ago.  And to prove ti, she hooked up with the new love of her life…..a woman….sort of.
  

Well I think that just about does it.

Thanks for your patience.

Earlier today I posted a series of pics entitled “The Many Faces of Hillary.”  As the day unfolded I thought maybe, just maybe in the spirit of fairness, I should poke around and get some of McCain and Obama.

Here you go.

First Up the Arizona Firecracker……

Last but not least, the great communicator…..the man that can throw down a speech…..the master of the new technology…

As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words.  Yes friends its time for change….to someone who has yet to master the phone.

Its been a few weeks since we last took a peek at the political landscape.

Since Hillary and her folks are about to break out in a chorus of “Happy Tails”, I thought it might be a good time to see the many faces of Mrs. Clinton.  Enjoy.

So there you are.  Now, was that fair? NO.

Was it fun? Oh hell yes.

He was 88 years old when he died yesterday.

He wrote music and parts of it became “background” for our lives.

Chances are the name “Earle Hagen” doesn’t mean much to you, but the next time you hear the theme for The Dick Van Dyke Show,” “That Girl” and “The Mod Squad” you will be hear just some of the original music he wrote for over 3,000 TV shows.For me he will always be the guy that wrote the theme for the one show that ALWAYS makes me feel better when I hear start.  The best television show of ALL time, The Andy Griffith Show.  Perfection.Thanks Earle for giving me almost 50 years of feeling good when I hear the opening strains of that song.. 

What the hell??

So, I’m sitting here in the opulent Rock 101 studios when a commercial comes on with a “dad” talking to his child about growing up, new urges,  safe sex and making decisions.  But wait….its not his child it’s his CAT!!  Then the soothing voiced announcer coos that you need to spay and neuter your dogs and cats because….”it’s the only form of birth control they understand.”  The only form of birth control your DOG AND CAT understand.