Great googly moogly!!  Its Cinco de Mayo! 

The upstate will be basking in the glow of the only recogonized holiday that encourages the entire hispanic population to get drunk and hit the roads.  Add to that 1/5th of the local gringos will be getting tanked as well. 

To celebrate this very special “transplanted holiday”, If you are accompanied by an illegal alien you will receive a free lunch at any of the upstate’s  9, 327 Mexican restaurants.

Just think, there is a great possibility that NO landscaping will be done today. 
Compound that with the fact the NO sheet rock will be hung as a result of this celebration. 

How’s that sarcasm detector working for you today?
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bUm3HvKL8s
Yet another cultural contribution.

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