Earlier this week I was watching the tube, when I heard something that blew my mind.  One of the apostles of the Church of Scientology, John Travolta, was explaining how disappointed he is with those of us still driving trucks and living in wooden homes. 

Yea, it seems John and quite a few of the Hollywood hooters are very very concerned with the environment and the fact they we, according to them, are not putting forth the effort they think we should.  In other words, we aren’ t  meeting their expectations.  Damn. I just hate that.

So being the artistic and sensitive type that I am, I said to myself, “self” what better way to live the proper way, than to emulate the standards and style of America’s leaders.  You know, celebrities.

So strap yourself in and lets take a quick spin thru some real estate that is un-real, because friends this is how the holier than thou in Hollywood are saving the world.

John Travolta built this $2.5 million dollar Florida Scientolohouse at the end of a private runway in Ocala, Florida, which includes parking for his Boeing 707 and Gulfstream jets. Oh, and a 16-car garage.

Billy Joel’s $35 million dollar, 7 bedroom modernist Miami mansion sits on a private island … and safely away from oncoming traffic.

Oprah’s got 14 bathrooms and 10 fireplaces in this $55 mil Montecito, CA estate.

Cher’s giant Malibu mansion can be seen from space.

Now, don’t you feel bad for even having air conditioning?

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